you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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