I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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