Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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