I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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