I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My breasts were aching with rage.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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