After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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