with your own penis?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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