That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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