Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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