so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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