It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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