Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I think I am morally bankrupt
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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