This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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