I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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