just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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