i think my mom watched the whole time
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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