OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
