just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Randomize
