When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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