everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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