can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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