In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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