Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize