how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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