Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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