I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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