Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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