Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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