at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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