So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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