it wasn't lemon gatorade
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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