R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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