Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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