girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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