He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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