I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
