My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Randomize
