I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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