remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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