I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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