Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Randomize
