he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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