Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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