You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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