Umm I'm too high to move.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She's the barista slut.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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