it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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