I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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