Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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