No, drunk sperm still make babies.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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