I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
