I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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