And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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