Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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