Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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