Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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