He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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